Travelling around and becoming a nomad often means changing countries more often than your underwear. This can often lead to the usual frolics - sex on trains, nookie on street corners and trying to sleep in a hostel bunk knowing the Peruvian couple sleeping above you are doing it doggy style. Without going into too many details or mentioning names, here's a few guaranteed easy ways to get laid and have a bit of sex when you travel! (By the way I'm writing this from a male perspective since I'm male, hope some of these ways work for the ladies too!). Good luck and always carry condoms and stay safe!
1. Sleep in mixed dorms
Staying in mixed dorms is key - all male dorms are good but you are less likely to sleep in the same room as a girl you know. Chat up the girls in your room, see the city together and have a few drinks. You might be more than just dorm mates by the end of it all!
Advice is - buy her a drink or 2, wear a condom and don't disturb your roommates!
2. Chat to the staff at the hostel.
Owners of hostels and hostel staff often lead busy lives, indeed some of the receptionists and cleaners have boring, mundane existences. Chat away to them! If a lady comes in to wash the showers, get talking to her, ask her about the city, invite her out. She might also show you around. If she knows you're heading off again the next morning, she might be gagging for it as much as you.
Advice - Do it in the staff room out the back. She has the keys, and you won't disturb anyone. But check she's not also fuck1ng the owner first!
3. Go to the local bars for a beer.
All the sociable people will be in the bars. The local girls will be bored of their normal lives and partners they might just fancy that bit of foreign for the night! Buy them a drink, get chatting, stay interested and get lucky!
My advice - get talking to the locals but try not to reveal too much about yourself!
4. Head on a tour with other travellers!
Going on group tours is a great way to meet people. Doing the Inca Trail here in PERU!
Your fellow travellers are also often single and up for a bit of hanky panky. Go on tours with them. Whether it be a bus tour, a boat tour, a museum tour, going sky diving etc. You will bond well with them during the day. Exchange travel stories. By night you'll want to eat and drink together. By midnight you could be groping your first ever set of Taiwanese breasts!
My advice - get booked on tours with other travellers, get talking to them then drink and ****
5. The Famous Red Light Zones!
Lots of these about and you have to pay for them of course but negotiate a price and get it on if that's what you want. No shame in it given that both parties gain out of it.
What's my advice - this should be a last resort so take care and always put a condom on.
6. Go Partying!
Sign up for pub crawls, nights out, visit bars and clubs and have a great time. You might even get lucky by the end of the night.
My advice - Party hard but don't get drunk!
7. Don't be choosy!
Don't be picky or choosy - all people have a place on this planet and you might just find that girl from a different background or who wears a stupid pink hat could be the one for you. Variety is the spice of life!
What's my advice - quit being choosy - chat to the girls normally not your 'type' and you'll be in for a surprise.
8. Walk around naked! This could well not be a decent tip, but at least you'll get a laugh and a bit of attention from the others. I've actually done this myself a few times alone and with others, and seen a few others do it. Why be ashamed of your body! Show the girls your assets.
Advice - Don't be shy. Guys - Get your willy out! Girls - Show off your boobies!
My advice - go for it - show the girls your Johnson ;-)
9. Do your travel partner!
Travelling with a close friend of the opposite sex will make it easier to get laid - believe me if you've been travelling together for a few weeks or months you'll already have seen each others bits so the natural thing to do is make love!
What's my advice? - after an epic day of sightseeing, get closer to your travel buddy!
Advice - Don't stop loving!
If you travel with the love of your life this has to be the best way to get sex when you travel! Love's the greatest thing we have!
My advice - love her and see the world with her!
1. Sleep in mixed dorms
Staying in mixed dorms is key - all male dorms are good but you are less likely to sleep in the same room as a girl you know. Chat up the girls in your room, see the city together and have a few drinks. You might be more than just dorm mates by the end of it all!
Advice is - buy her a drink or 2, wear a condom and don't disturb your roommates!
2. Chat to the staff at the hostel.
Owners of hostels and hostel staff often lead busy lives, indeed some of the receptionists and cleaners have boring, mundane existences. Chat away to them! If a lady comes in to wash the showers, get talking to her, ask her about the city, invite her out. She might also show you around. If she knows you're heading off again the next morning, she might be gagging for it as much as you.
Advice - Do it in the staff room out the back. She has the keys, and you won't disturb anyone. But check she's not also fuck1ng the owner first!
3. Go to the local bars for a beer.
All the sociable people will be in the bars. The local girls will be bored of their normal lives and partners they might just fancy that bit of foreign for the night! Buy them a drink, get chatting, stay interested and get lucky!
My advice - get talking to the locals but try not to reveal too much about yourself!
4. Head on a tour with other travellers!
Going on group tours is a great way to meet people. Doing the Inca Trail here in PERU!
Your fellow travellers are also often single and up for a bit of hanky panky. Go on tours with them. Whether it be a bus tour, a boat tour, a museum tour, going sky diving etc. You will bond well with them during the day. Exchange travel stories. By night you'll want to eat and drink together. By midnight you could be groping your first ever set of Taiwanese breasts!
My advice - get booked on tours with other travellers, get talking to them then drink and ****
5. The Famous Red Light Zones!
Lots of these about and you have to pay for them of course but negotiate a price and get it on if that's what you want. No shame in it given that both parties gain out of it.
What's my advice - this should be a last resort so take care and always put a condom on.
6. Go Partying!
Sign up for pub crawls, nights out, visit bars and clubs and have a great time. You might even get lucky by the end of the night.
My advice - Party hard but don't get drunk!
7. Don't be choosy!
Don't be picky or choosy - all people have a place on this planet and you might just find that girl from a different background or who wears a stupid pink hat could be the one for you. Variety is the spice of life!
What's my advice - quit being choosy - chat to the girls normally not your 'type' and you'll be in for a surprise.
8. Walk around naked! This could well not be a decent tip, but at least you'll get a laugh and a bit of attention from the others. I've actually done this myself a few times alone and with others, and seen a few others do it. Why be ashamed of your body! Show the girls your assets.
Advice - Don't be shy. Guys - Get your willy out! Girls - Show off your boobies!
My advice - go for it - show the girls your Johnson ;-)
9. Do your travel partner!
Travelling with a close friend of the opposite sex will make it easier to get laid - believe me if you've been travelling together for a few weeks or months you'll already have seen each others bits so the natural thing to do is make love!
What's my advice? - after an epic day of sightseeing, get closer to your travel buddy!
Advice - Don't stop loving!
If you travel with the love of your life this has to be the best way to get sex when you travel! Love's the greatest thing we have!
My advice - love her and see the world with her!
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